{"id":190,"date":"2021-03-26T10:25:14","date_gmt":"2021-03-26T09:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/?p=190"},"modified":"2021-03-26T10:25:14","modified_gmt":"2021-03-26T09:25:14","slug":"zlata-devadesata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/2021\/03\/26\/zlata-devadesata\/","title":{"rendered":"Zlat\u00e1 devades\u00e1t\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8222;M\u00e1m pro tebe pr\u00e1ci, Felixi.&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ano pane? Jak\u00e9ho druhu?&#8220;<br>&#8222;Zn\u00e1\u0161 \u0161\u00e9fa firmy Heslov z Da\u010dic?&#8220;<br>&#8222;Jo zn\u00e1m. Mikul\u2026&#8220;<br>&#8222;\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 jm\u00e9na! Jasn\u00e9?&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ano pane. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 jm\u00e9na. Tak\u017ee ten hm\u2026 ehm\u2026 t\u0159eba Da\u010dick\u00fd, co je s n\u00edm?&#8220;<br>&#8222;P\u0159ek\u00e1\u017e\u00ed mi.&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ale to nebude \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m! \u0158eknu Ivanovi\u2026&#8220;<br>&#8222;Sakra! \u0158ekl jsem &#8218;\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 jm\u00e9na&#8216;!&#8220;<br>&#8222;Promi\u0148te pane.&#8220;<br>&#8222;No proto. Pot\u0159ebuju, aby zmizel p\u0159irozen\u011b. Nepot\u0159ebujeme \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd skand\u00e1l. Jasn\u00e9?&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ano pane. Prov\u011b\u0159\u00edm situaci a pod\u00e1m refer\u00e1t o ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 n\u00e1hod\u011b.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8222;Tak jak vypad\u00e1 situace? M\u011bs\u00edc pry\u010d a kde nic, tu nic!&#8220;<br>&#8222;Ono to nen\u00ed tak jednoduch\u00e9. Da\u010dice jsou mal\u00e9 m\u011bsto. Ka\u017ed\u00fd ciz\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk je n\u00e1padn\u00fd. Te\u010f je zima, a von ten Da\u010dick\u00fd jezd\u00ed ob\u010das do Prahy autobusem, tak jsem si \u0159ekl, \u017ee ho zkus\u00edme zru\u0161it v Praze. Kdy\u017e poleze na Roztylech do metra, tak jako spadne do koleji\u0161t\u011b, nebo tak n\u011bco.&#8220;<br>&#8222;Asi se to moc nepovedlo, co?&#8220;<br>&#8222;No \u0161\u00e9fe, abych pravdu \u0159ekl, tak ne. Poslal jsem s n\u00edm Iva\u2026 kl\u00eddek \u0161\u00e9fe, jasn\u011b, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd jm\u00e9na \u0161\u00e9fe\u2026 teda poslal jsem sv\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka za n\u00edm rovnou do autobusu, aby na n\u011bj celou cestu d\u00e1val pozor. \u017de kdyby se natrefilo, tak by se mohla nehoda st\u00e1t cestou. \u0160\u00e9fe, ono tehd\u00e1 fest mrzlo a v tom star\u00e9m autobusu pr\u00fd net\u011bsnilo \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 okno. A kdy\u017e sed\u00edte v tom mrazu a pr\u016fvanu t\u0159i hodiny skoro bez hnut\u00ed, tak trochu ztuhnete. No a Iv.. ten m\u016fj \u010dlov\u011bk, jak za t\u00edm Da\u010dick\u00fdm chv\u00e1tal do metra, tak mu ty ztuhl\u00fd nohy podjely na \u017eulov\u00fdch schodech a \u2026 a ob\u011b si zlomil \u0161\u00e9fe! A ne\u017e p\u0159ijela sanitka tak v tom d\u011bsn\u00e9m pr\u016fvanu, co tam po\u0159\u00e1d fouk\u00e1, dostal z\u00e1pal plic. P\u0159i\u0161el jsem o chlapa \u0161\u00e9fe!&#8220;<br>&#8222;Felixi, jsi neschopn\u00fd pitomec! Jak to, \u017ee tam sebou nefl\u00e1kl ten Mikul\u2026 ehm. Da\u010dick\u00fd?&#8220;<br>&#8222;V\u00edte, on dost chlas\u2026 tedy pije. Asi m\u011bl nalo\u017eeno pod kotlem.&#8220;<br>&#8222;Vypadni, a\u0165 t\u011b nevid\u00edm!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;M\u00e1m pro tebe pr\u00e1ci, Felixi.&#8220;&#8222;Ano pane? Jak\u00e9ho druhu?&#8220;&#8222;Zn\u00e1\u0161 \u0161\u00e9fa firmy Heslov z Da\u010dic?&#8220;&#8222;Jo zn\u00e1m. Mikul\u2026&#8220;&#8222;\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 jm\u00e9na! Jasn\u00e9?&#8220;&#8222;Ano pane. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 jm\u00e9na. Tak\u017ee ten hm\u2026 ehm\u2026 t\u0159eba Da\u010dick\u00fd, co je s n\u00edm?&#8220;&#8222;P\u0159ek\u00e1\u017e\u00ed mi.&#8220;&#8222;Ale to nebude \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m! \u0158eknu Ivanovi\u2026&#8220;&#8222;Sakra! \u0158ekl jsem &#8218;\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/2021\/03\/26\/zlata-devadesata\/\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fejetony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}