{"id":186,"date":"2021-03-26T10:18:16","date_gmt":"2021-03-26T09:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/?p=186"},"modified":"2021-03-26T10:18:16","modified_gmt":"2021-03-26T09:18:16","slug":"monika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/2021\/03\/26\/monika\/","title":{"rendered":"Monika"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>N\u011bjak p\u0159i\u0161la \u0159e\u010d na Moniky, \u017ee jsou pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. Ony to toti\u017e Moniky maj\u00ed v popisu pr\u00e1ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Znal jsem jednu z Liberce\/Jablonce. P\u0159ijeli jsme na \u0161kolen\u00ed Cobolu po\u0159\u00e1dan\u00fd Kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdmi stroji ve Zlenic\u00edch (ano, to je tam, kde se u\u017e ve st\u0159edov\u011bku vra\u017edilo), sed\u00edme s klukama venku p\u0159ed ubytovnou, tlach\u00e1me a najednou po chodn\u00edku k n\u00e1m kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed P\u0159elud. Boti\u010dky na jehl\u00e1ch, nad t\u00edm exkluzivn\u00ed no\u017eky, pak kost\u00fdmek v socialismu nev\u00eddan\u00fd, kabeli\u010dka, bl\u016fzi\u010dka s fam\u00f3zn\u00edm v\u00fdst\u0159ihem, decentn\u011b namalovan\u00e1 tlami\u010dka, pohled D\u00e1my z High Society a \u0161ik\u00e9zn\u00ed naprosto nesocialistick\u00fd sest\u0159ih.Mihlo se mi hlavou &#8211; &#8222;je\u017ei\u0161 to bude zase kr\u00e1va&#8220;. P\u0159elud k n\u00e1m doplul takov\u00fdm t\u00edm kultivovan\u00fdm drobn\u00fdm krokem no\u017eka p\u0159ed no\u017eku, otev\u0159el tlami\u010dku a chraplav\u00fdm altem zavrn\u011bl: &#8222;Kluci, nev\u00edte, kde je tu nejbl\u00ed\u017e hospoda?&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdesi v m\u00e9m nejnitern\u011bj\u0161\u00edm nitru se pohnula d\u00e1vno zasut\u00e1 struna. Proto\u017ee alty, chraptiv\u00fd alty j\u00e1 miluju.T\u0159i ned\u011ble jsme ve\u010dery a noci str\u00e1vili t\u00fdmovou prac\u00ed v hospod\u011b prob\u00edraj\u00edce z\u00e1sadn\u00ed t\u00e9mata vesm\u00edru a dny jsme p\u0159ekon\u00e1vali ve vegetativn\u00edm stavu &#8211; tedy tich\u00fdm sp\u00e1nkem v u\u010debn\u00e1ch probouzej\u00edce se pouze na cig\u00e1r- a pivopauzy. Dozv\u011bd\u011bl jsem se kup\u0159\u00edkladu, \u017ee Ve\u0159ejn\u00e1 bezpe\u010dnost m\u00e1 v\u00fdhrady, kdy\u017e se na plechov\u00e9m pek\u00e1\u010di od buchet jezd\u00ed ve dv\u011b hodiny r\u00e1no po Liberci a mnoh\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed zenov\u00e1 moudra. T\u0159i ned\u011ble se j\u00ed bezv\u00fdsledn\u011b sna\u017eila p\u00e1nsk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st kursu ojet. A po t\u0159ech ned\u011bl\u00edch p\u0159i lou\u010den\u00ed na konci kursu jsem j\u00e1 jedinej od n\u00ed dostal pusu. Proto\u017ee jsem se j\u00ed jako jedinej nesna\u017eil vop\u00edchat a v\u011bnoval jsem se pouze z\u00e1kladn\u00edm c\u00edl\u016fm, kv\u016fli kterejm jsme na \u0161kolen\u00ed p\u0159ijeli &#8211; pit\u00ed piva a zenov\u00fdm meditac\u00edm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ale ten hlas&#8230; ten altovej, chraptivej, ginem vyp\u00e1lenej hlas, ten se mi ob\u010das p\u0159ipomene, kdy\u017e si d\u00e1v\u00e1m b\u00edf\u00edtra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u011bjak p\u0159i\u0161la \u0159e\u010d na Moniky, \u017ee jsou pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. Ony to toti\u017e Moniky maj\u00ed v popisu pr\u00e1ce. Znal jsem jednu z Liberce\/Jablonce. P\u0159ijeli jsme na \u0161kolen\u00ed Cobolu po\u0159\u00e1dan\u00fd Kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdmi stroji ve Zlenic\u00edch (ano, to je tam, kde se u\u017e ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/2021\/03\/26\/monika\/\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fejetony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ptakopysk.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}